Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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