Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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