we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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