So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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