There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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