Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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