Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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