i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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