I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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