i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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