So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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