id be glad to
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Randomize
