Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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