We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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