absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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