I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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