I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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