have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Randomize
