Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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