You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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