You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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