I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
What a dumb baby whore.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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