So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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