the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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