She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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