i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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