Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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