You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
