Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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