Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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