It's like God shit irony all over that family
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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