even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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