Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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