And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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