why do cheetos always look like penises
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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