Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Randomize
