Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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