the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
this is an emotional support booty call
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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