is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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