i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
My dick has a subreddit
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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