Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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