I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Randomize
