i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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