I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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