Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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