Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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