I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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