As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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