We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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