This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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