Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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