he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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