I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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