As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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