Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Randomize
