I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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