i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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