Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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